DOCK

Meet Dock: The 80lb Land-Torpedo

If you’ve ever thought, "I love my personal space," Dock is here to tell you that you are wrong. Personal space is a myth, and Dock is the myth-buster.  Dock doesn't just "walk" into a room; he enters like a runaway freight train with zero brakes and a heart full of chaotic ambition. He earned his name because he has exactly one speed: Full steam ahead

The Stats:
Breed: Part Labrador, part wrecking ball.
Special Skills: Tactical bowling (where you are the pin).
Favorite Activity: Applying 80 pounds of pressure to your kneecaps at 20mph.
Love Language: Physical contact. Aggressive, high-velocity physical contact.

Is Dock Right For You?
Dock is looking for a "forever home," or at least a home with very sturdy furniture and a human who has a low center of gravity.

You might be a match if...
You enjoy the feeling of being tackled by a weighted blanket that is also vibrating.
You’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a bowling pin.
You have core strength that would make a CrossFit coach weep.
You don't mind your morning coffee being "assisted" onto the floor by a wagging tail that functions like a weed-whacker.

Disclaimer:
Adopting Dock comes with a complimentary "He’s Friendly!" shouted from 50 yards away while he hurtles toward unsuspecting strangers. He has no malice in his heart—only momentum. He doesn't mean to plow you over; he just loves you so much he wants to be inside your ribcage.

Warning: Do not stand at the top of the stairs when Dock hears the word "treats"